Send Me Your Gold
Bil and I found ourselves in an unusual position this afternoon.
Vista went down for a nap and so that meant Mommy and Daddy had free time. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
So we did what any couple who never gets one-on-one time would do….
We sat our asses on the couch and turned on the TV.
Oh yeah.
Sunday afternoon boob tube.
It’s been years since we got to do this. I had forgotten exactly what it was like.
Completely crap shows with even worse commercials.
Like that Dollars 4 Gold one.
Pure awesomesauce.
Let me give you a brief run down of it…
Two women talking about the gorgeous (if you’re a suburban hooker) new pair of shoes one of them got after getting money from sending all her old gold jewelry to this place.
I try to control my eye rolling as I wonder if people actually send stuff to this company. I guess there’s always a sucker somewhere.
Finally our regularly scheduled program resumes before I’m forced to jab an ice pick into my brain. *everyone breath a sigh of relief with me*
And we’re watching…Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
What can I say? We’re high class reality whores, all the way.
I half zone out (come on… it doesn’t take all your brain cells to watch a show like that) until his partner Shannon “I would totally hit that” Tweed refers to Gene as her ‘boyfriend’.
Bil looks at me. “She calls him her boyfriend.”
I give him the eye.
“Fine. Give me your wedding band. I’m sending it in so I can buy a new pair of shoes and then I’ll call you my boyfriend”
“Uh… no that’s OK”
“Yeah, I didn’t think so”
So, now I need a new pair of shoes AND a boyfriend.
Eh who needs a boyfriend just get your self two pairs of shoes!
.-= Magda´s last blog ..Hyde Park Fudge Cake =-.
Give him the ring, get a a new pair of shoes and a boyfriend and when the price of gold goes down again you can get a bigger ring!
.-= alyssa´s last blog ..I Beg You To Ask The Maven PLEASE…Did I Say Beg? =-.
MY boyfriend regularly makes me weed THROUGH my shoes. Jerk.
Dammit. THAT’s why he wanted to borrow my wedding ring…he told me he was taking it in to get “fixed”….
.-= Heather´s last blog ..The Recap =-.
It’s sad that I know any of this, but I think she refers to him as a boyfriend because Gene Simmons is VERY anti-marriage. Again, I’m kicking myself that I know any of this at all.
.-= C @ Kid Things´s last blog ..Growing Colder =-.
Hahahahaha! Love this and you.
.-= Lu´s last blog ..Ramblings =-.
Hahahaha, does he not like being called your husband? Silly boy!!
.-= Kellee´s last blog ..Seasoning the Homeless =-.