Therapy. We Needs It
Conversations in our house are never normal. Sometimes they’re weird. Sometimes they’re scary. Sometimes they’re borderline psychotic. Kinda like me.
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*standing in the kitchen talking to Bil while I fill a glass with ice*
Me: “Do I ever scare you? I mean, do you ever worry that one day you’re going to come home to find I’ve finally totally and completely lost it?”
Bil: “There’s an ice pick in the drawer over there….”
Me: “Right. Okay then.”
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Bil: “God… another damn email with Microsoft trying to convince the world how awesome SharePoint is.”
Me: “Isn’t it awesome?”
Bil: “Have you read my blog and twitter stream??”
Me: “Well…why do you specialize in it, then?”
Bil: “You can still specialize in something if it sucks.”
Me: “Good point. I want to specialize in something that sucks too…. What sucks?”
Bil: “Pauly Shore?”
Me: “Perfect. Going to watch Encino Man now.”
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*Vista’s playing with her toys and she has Little People horse. She’s making neighing sounds that are progressively getting louder and angrier sounding*
Me: “Vista, it sounds like you have a very disagreable horse there. Maybe he needs to be put down.”
Bil: “I wonder if they make the Fisher Price Glue Factory? *in his best announcer voice* Now with real glue sounds!”
Me: “I meant she had to put the toy down, not kill the horse…”
Bil: “Oh…right….”
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So, yeah… if anyone can recommend a good therapist…
Okay, that last one slayed me…..ha ha ha ha ha
You guys crack me up
That last conversation was especially hilarious!
Ummm, I thought the same thing about the glue factory. What does that say about me?
LOL. If you think YOUR conversations scream ‘therapy’, you sure as hell don’t want to hear the stuff going on in my house.
Catching up after being on the road last week. Just shot water all over my laptop.
I’ll be putting down my laptop, soon.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hey, I totally missed this blog post. I think there are literally hundreds of sayings in the home we could record and entertain others. Probably would make for an entire blog itself.