Evil Dead

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One of the fun things about website stats is you can find out the search terms people used to find your blog.

Terms like:

  • Evil Dead - I get a ton of hits every day from this one , after I wrote this post.  I guess if you search Google images it’s the first to come up.  Yay me.  Princess Jenn = Evil Dead.  Who knew? Well, I suspect Bil did, because he talks about zombies an awful lot, but still.
  • spanking in the wwe - dude I could not even make this shit up
  • badger arm - how many pages did they have to wade through to find my site by searching that?  I mean, really?  Because I talk about badger arms constantly.  It’s a real passion of mine.
  • i love my bubby karen sept 2009 – Ummm…. yeah.  I got nothing
  • Heather Spohr - I mentioned her one time in one post in passing (it was all good Heather, I promise).  Note to self, put the names of famous bloggers in every post
  • do follow blogs on walk in tubs – I don’t even know what the fuck that means.  Could someone please translate from “I don’t know how to type Google search terms” to English?  That would be great.  Thanks.
  • Baby blood – this would be after the zombies hit my site. WTF??  Who the hell searches for baby blood?  What kind of sicko… OK, you know what, I don’t even want to know.
  • doctor fucking patients – I’m sorry, I think you’ve mistaken me for the other Princess Jenn (warning: NSFW)
  • my mother phucking pictures – there are certain things I don’t want to know about my mom.  This would be one of them
  • miss tard sleep badger – again – I’ve got nothing.  Totally speechless.  But what is with the goddamn badgers?
  • wwe “she bites” – My bark may be worse than my bite, but seriously I’m going to gnaw my arm off, feed it to a badger, while looking at bloody pictures of doctors phucking my mother if these searches don’t stop.

P.S.  I swear I’m not sleeping with anyone at Google.  They just love me for me.

The Great Escape

I’m so excited!  Bil and I get to escape go out for an evening BY OURSELVES.  You hear that people?  We are kid free for like a whole 6 hours tonight!

This is something we only manage to do once every couple of months.  With Vista’s issues, it’s very difficult to find sitters who are willing to take on a kid who might seizure, will probably puke all over them, and comes with a list of do’s and don’t’s a mile long due to sensory integration issues.

With all that, the normal teenage babysitters are out (which really sucks because we have an awesome one who lives right next door) and most adults just don’t want to deal with that sort of stuff.

Our neighbors on the other side of us used to watch Vista for us occasionally, but their youngest daughter has cancer now and so there’s no way we could ask them to also watch our little monster.

So right now that leaves my parents.

Which means we only get out once every couple months.

So my question for you guys is:  HALP!!

Oh wait, that’s not a question.

OK, I guess the real question is:  What would you do in this situation?  Do you take a chance with a teenage babysitter?  If not, how do you find someone else to watch a kid like this? Once every three months isn’t cutting it right now and we’re both getting burnt out.

sig The Great Escape

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For those of you wondering where we’re going tonight… We’re doing what any self respecting geek couple would do on their one night out every three months.  We’re going to see Evil Dead: The Musical.

Oh yeah, baby.  Blood, guts, gore, and demons.  It doesn’t get much better than that.  We’re so romantic

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