Kids on Color
Me: “Vista, what color is mommy’s shirt?”
Vista: “Ummmm… black?”
Me: “Actually this is green. It’s called olive. Can you say olive?”
Vista: “Awful”
Me: “No… allllll-live. Olive. The O is a ‘awe’ sound. You try. Olive.”
Vista: “Awful”
Me: “Are you trying to tell me something? You’re a little young to tell mommy how to dress considering you still can’t dress yourself.”